Embarassing claim to fame?

[mindimplode]

I once got caught having a poo by Kenny Dalgleish when I was stewarding at Gigg Lane in Bury. He said "Sorry wee laddie" before joking about it in a corridor with Graeme Souness. He pointed and laughed at me upon my exit. Has anyone else suffered a more embarassing claim to fame?

[natalie_1982]

Singing "The Wonder of You" with Bobby Davro on stage whilst half cut my my bra on his head.

[flip-flop]

When I was a student I worked part-time in a Safeway store in Bromley, just down the road from the Churchill Theatre.

Joey out of Bread was in a play at the Churchill at the time and his brother from Bread (the fat one who went on to star in Goodnight Sweetheart) and him were, apparently, mates.

Anyway, one busy Saturday afternoon news had gone around us Saturday staff that Joey and the fat one from Bread were in the shop to much excitement from (mostly) the girls - for weeks I had been desparately trying to get into the knickers of the girl I was working with, and therefore thought I'd show my utter disdain for celebrity, especially minor ones, by pouring scorn on their show and calling them a couple of talentless *******, who, were it not for their ability to speak in a scouse accent they'd be out nicking hub caps - and thus by showing such scorn I would be seen as a couldn't care less smooth talking rebel and win her hand (or, more importantly, what she kept in her knickers!).

..............yep, they were behind me. And the fat one called me a ******* ****** (as that will be edited, it was F W).

And as I was such a couldn't care less smooth talking rebel, I immediately turned crimson and, looking at the floor, apologised for all I was worth and even said Bread was my favourite TV show.

Needless to say I never did get to sample Lisa's delights!

To this day I shudder when I think of that little episode!

[tigga]

None for me but my mum recocnised a guy in asda once (she couldnt quite remember where from) she chatted for about ten mins about how the kids where etc etc, before sheepishly asking where she knew him from - Brooksides jimmy corkhill !.

[natalie_1982]

oooh tigga! My mum did that - she started asking this flash looking fella in Toy R Us where something was, and he had to explain that he didn't work there......... my dad pointed out that it was Martin Keown of Arsenal!!

[spainlads]

A friend did exactly the same in Liverpool city centre. She said "Hi' to someone in the street and continued to have a 10 minute conversation with her, though she was not saying that much. A few nights later she let out an almighty scream whilst watching Brookside. It was the actress who played Chrissy Rogers.