I had my windows cleaned this week. Stopped the window cleaner in the street. I told him to come round and give me a price...
He was very excitable...
I said "where are you from?"
Him - "Nigeria"
Me - "do you like England?"
Him - " I love England, I love people like you who give me work, I like talking about the weather, are you Irish, you look Irish, can I use some fairy liquid?"