Families

[marval]

Seven year old Timmy had been the centre of his parents' lives up until the time his new baby sister came along. He found it very difficult to share their attention and was becoming more and more jealous.

When his little sister was a year old, his parents took him aside and told him that since she was getting bigger, their house was too small, and so they would be moving to a bigger house.

"Why bother," Timmy grumbled, "She's crawling so well now, she'll probably just follow us."


The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, "We had twins!"

The family was so excited, they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"

The father paused, smiled and said, "Each other."


A young lady, having been a little naughty, was made to eat dinner alone, at a little table in the corner of the kitchen.

The rest of the family was paying her no attention until she began to pray in a loud voice,

"I thank you, Lord, for preparing this table before me in the presence of mine enemies."


A five year little girl asked her mummy the question she'd been dreading. "Mummy, how are babies made?"

She did her best to explain but the little girl still looked confused.

"What about kittens? She asked.

"Well it's exactly the same way,” her mother said.

"Wow!" she said excitedly. "My daddy can do anything"

[excelsior-1]

on your usual good form, marval