I Was Told This At Work Today

[excelsior-1]

"mummy, i keep dreaming that i am an italian island"

"shut up, and stop being sicily"

[shoota]

'And don't be Corse either!'

[shoota]

Don't put your Elba's on the table...

[shoota]

I'll give you a Tenerife you go to the cinema whilst I 'talk' with your father.

[berniecuddles]

cors-ican mummy!!

[carrust]

You should be kicked in the Balerics for that joke

[jim360]

The other boy was terrified that he was a group of Islands off the Cornish coast. His mother told him to stop being Scilly.

[DTCwordfan]

I of Man heritage, you will be banged in the Orkneys for that one, excel or told to Wight it out. Can-vey understand that

[frugalfred]

I don't get the angle, see?

[Baldric]

Tim Vine has a lot to answer for!
;-)

[cupid04]

So's Isle of Man!

[DTCwordfan]

Oh to be in a Green Land well away from this hubris.

[mickthemuppe]

Dont jump in the river in Paris . people might think you are insane.

[DTCwordfan]

You could try an alternative - the Po.

[askyourgran]

Arne't you a clever boy then.