Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of MOFC.
Owing to my computer dying on me in the middle of the programme of events we'll just have to keep this very short.
Tailcock: Last of Summer
Hot Plate: Chilli con Carne and Rice
Pudding trolley: Mango Fool
Volly vonts, canopies, and for one night only (maybe) tacos and fajitas
The Minstrels are up in the gallery playing Madrigals and Fugues
The Tone Deafs will be playing a set of Eighties Classics (the decade taste forgot!)
The Hot tub is bubbling nicely on the north tower (yes the mini bar has been refilled)
The bungee is all set to "bounce" just be careful not to stray too close to the moat (the piranhas bite)
The rowing boats are lined up on the lake
The new gym is awaiting it's first vic...visitor
The indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available for anyone without one)
Tickets for the rofl can be found in the vestibule
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
Well, I don't know about you two but I have to think about closing up for the night. Best beloved is due home from work very soon and I suppose I'll have to do a system restore so I can get my "submit" answer button working again.
Lots of suggestions over in Tech but none of them did the trick!
Good night.