9Am - 5Pm...

[Jemisa]

Interview in a Govt Department under the Handicap Quota.
Interviewer: Are you handicapped?
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Bloke:- Yes, I lost my testicles in a bomb blast.
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Interviewer: Ok, you are selected! Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am, everyday..
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Puzzled, the bloke asks:- Why 11, when the timing is from 9am?
Interviewer:- Its a govt job. First 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls. What the fvck will you do???

[pixie373]

Lol:-)