The Etiquette Lesson

[excelsior-1]

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the lavatory, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

[EcclesCake]

Yay, why don't we all advocate child abuse and call it fun..........

[marval]

lol

[frugalfred]

There's no such thing as a free dinner!

[weecalf]

Actually happened .Guy lives next door to attractive young woman back in the 1950/60s .He would see her every morning going down the back path to the out side toilet .He was shy so was afraid to speak to her so he asked his mate .He told him to wait next morning as she returns just say good morning and make reference to the weather .Then continue as the ice has been broken .So next morning waits until she is on her way back .Good morning .Isn,t that a lovely morning .So stalls cant think of anything else to say .So he blurts out. Were you doing a S$$$$