.... first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.
Unless I'm mistaken a non graphite pencil will actually write on glass. Well it does because I have just tried it. That kind of ruins the additional joke, sorry.