Modern Times

[McMouse]

I was visiting my nephew last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," he said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."

I can tell you this: That fly never knew what hit him...

[Sqad]

Fish and Chips on an iPad doesn't taste the same.

[McMouse]

Emergency wiping is also a problem.