Texting

[maggiebee]

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her
husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

[excelsior-1]

ha ha ha ha ha

[marval]

lol

[frugalfred]

Not exactly flushed with enthusiam, was he?

[weecalf]

He could have sent her summit in lieu