Hi All, this is 'Joan the Wad', Queen of the Pixies, here to set your challenges for September.
I went to see my 88 year old client today and we were talking about dog-walking. She asked if we could go for a walk while I was there. When I agreed, she laughed and said "Shall I go and get my lead?"
I said, "Does that mean you're planning to run off?"
She said, "Of course not! Well, only if I see a cat."