Cross?

[maggiebee]

Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of rowdy young youths pulls up alongside.

"Oi, get your tits out you penguins!" shouts one of the lads.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross"..

So Sister Immaculata winds down her window and shouts,

"F*** off you little Finance Specialists, before I come over there and rip your balls off"!

"There, was that cross enough Mother Superior? "

[maggiebee]

"Finance Specialists"???? Well that's a new take on "Wa**ers"

[tonyav]

You would think that it would have turned to Merchant Bankers !.

[excelsior-1]

I wonder if these are the same two nuns who were in the bath together........


mother superior - - "where's the soap?"

sister - - "yes, it does"