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marval | 22:05 Tue 10th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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A woman pulls over at the petrol station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil.

After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant.

"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"

"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
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Avatar Image Zacs-Master
Ouch!
22:08 Tue 10th Sep 2013
Avatar Image Arksided
Lol.
22:11 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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What's wrong with that? Lol
22:13 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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2 women, both driving old Volkswagen beetles stop at a garage, one is looking under the bonnet (at the front) . The other asks ''what's wrong''
'' I have lost the engine '' is the reply
'' Thats OK'' says the second woman '' I found a spare engine in the boot yesterday !''
22:21 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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lol@Eddie
22:36 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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Lol, like it also.
22:39 Tue 10th Sep 2013

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