I Am

[marval]

Four guys are fishing one day.

The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I keep the leftovers to use as bait."

The second guy caught a 4-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a liposuction surgeon and I always keep the leftover fat to use as bait."

The third guy caught a 20-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses.

The guy said, "I am a plastic surgeon and always keep leftover noses to use as bait."

The fourth caught a 100-pound whopper. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of doctor he was.

He replied "I'm not a doctor - I'm a Rabbi."

[jim360]

I thought the joke title was a response to the last joke's question!

[marval]

No, different joke

[excelsior-1]

lol

did he really catch a 100 pounder, or was the evidence just circumstantial?

[frugalfred]

Were the fours kin?