Fao Jj....

[Zacs-Master]

Dirty seagulls.

[stewey]

gaily winging over yon pebbled beach...

[boxtops]

..picking stuff out of our rubbish bins....

[stewey]

Their raucous shrieking mingling with seaside dins...

[Psybbo]

Gawd, they're terrifying up close

[tonyav]

Yes Psybbo, especially when they try to nick your chips.

[Psybbo]

Hi Tony, how was the meet?

[tonyav]

Fine Psybbo, however nungate forgot to mention that Queenie could talk for Scotland ! lol.

[Psybbo]

She was probably nervous

[tonyav]

Probably Psybbo, she a nice gal though.

[solvitquick]

Herring gulls are the worse with their megadecibel squawking.
Some sea gulls are omnivorous with baby mallards a special target.
Time for science to investigate the chemical(s) which make bird sh*t so specially adhesive to everything especially car roofs. Room for a new glue invention here. Bird sh*t remover sold by a major car accessory supplier doesn't work - don't waste your money.
It's time for an inland no-fly zone where they should be culled.
SIQ.

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, a seagulls thread.

Hey, hang on ... "dirty seagulls" is not because one of our players got sent off at the weekend, is it?

:0/

Seagulls themselves are fab and jolly birds, and not at all dirty. Okay, their table manners leave a little to be desired, but generally they are lovely.

[Zacs-Master]

Yes JJ I was teasing you regarding the red card incident.

[joggerjayne]

Mmm, thought so, lol.

I was away this weekend, so I don't know much about it, but I've seen the match report today.

[boxtops]

Lovely? - you want to tell that to the great big white specimen tearing up the binbags this morning.....

[solvitquick]

Oops, and I'm a footy fan!
SIQ.