My Children Have Caught Stupid :(

[sherrardk]

Just talking to boy #1 and he thought you put the kebab stick in the pitta bread when you ate it. On the weekend, thing 1 decided that goldfish were actually called honey fish and then the others started calling them honey fish. They're all doing well at school but you've got to worry.

[jno]

all families have their own words for stuff so I wouldn't worry about the honey fish. And if #1 didn't know about kebab sticks it's presumably because you hadn't told him before; now you have and now he knows.

[society]

They are all being children as they should be; funny and cute. Kids do have a way of making up words or making up names for things. I think they are adorable.

[Barmaid]

If they are still being stupid at the age of 47 then you will know they have morphed into Mr BM.

[ummmm]

You wouldn't want to meet my daughter then...

[Peter Pedant]

O mi God BM

your kids went to Stupid School, and then Stupid College
sort of married you, and were called to the Stupid Bar ! ?

Terrible

OK the kids can't marry their mother but literary pressures