A Man Was Strolling......

[excelsior-1]

..... along a beach in California. On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle. He bent down, picked it up and removed the cork.

Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, "Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years and now you have set me free. For that, I will grant you one wish."

The man thought for a moment then said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I get sick on a ship. Could you build a highway from California to Hawaii?"


"Master, that is a difficult wish to fulfill. Can you think of something that is more practical?"

The man thought for a moment and said, "Could you tell me why women are the way they are?"

The Genie thought for a moment before replying, "Would that be two lanes or four?"

[cupid04]

Reported for being sexist! lol!