At University...

[CailinDeas]

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university










library and asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the him; he was
truly embarrassed so moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh "I study psychology, and I know what a man is
thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: $400 FOR ONE NIGHT?. .
.THAT 'S TOO MUCH!

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

[frugalfred]

Well, a solicitor solicits!