If you want a laugh

[Drisgirl]

See under Travel - Headed 'Birmingham New St'.

Sorry Immo - it was too good not to share.Make sure you look at garys link.I cant stop laughing.

[Drisgirl]

PS -I hope its a subtle p!sstake but its bluddy funny as is garys link.

[stevie_c2it]

Excuse Dris, she's not been well, and its very late at night. The 'mushroom' soup she had before bed has affected her judgement!

[Drisgirl]

Well I thought it was funny and no I wasnt hallucinating nor partaking.I think I've just gone stir crazy.It was funny during the night when I couldnt sleep.

[stevie_c2it]

Your up then girl, and its not even midday? Yaaaay!

[Drisgirl]

Had to get up.Next door got burst pipe and phone calls from Spain who forget they are an hour ahead of moi and dont realise how ill I am.(some people are just so selfish -its me me me)Think I'm getting better now but I'm gonna avoid the mushroom soup (or any grub for that matter - at this rate I'm going to be skeletal.Who needs Scottish Slimmers:)

Think your genuine attempt at lifting my spirits after being co-erced into giving me 3 kisses last night helped.Thank you x

[stevie_c2it]

Just doing my bit for 'Help the Aged'.

Have you noticed the AB Ed wants to know who has the most questions asked, banned etc for the Blog. Makes me want to find more penguin threads and go for the record.

Anyhow hope your feeling better, remember in future, white spirit is not an alternative for when the whiskey is finished!

[Drisgirl]

I'm worse again - I think it must E-Coli or Bird Flu - it just cant be ordinary like Salmonella:).

I know - I think your banned answers are probably a bit sappy.I'll start reporting the answers you give me sometimes just to give you a bit of kudos.

How do you know about the whisky (hot toddies) - spooky-or did I tell you in one of my tired and emotional rants?Anyway thanks for your continued concern - its not easy when you are old and decrepit - heres a cyber 50p - go and get yourself a sweetie sonx:

[stevie_c2it]

You can't buy much for 50p these days granny, give me a tenner and I''l pick you a half bottle of meths while I'm out!

[Drisgirl]

A bottle of Buckie will do fine and some Steradent - oh and get some Tena Ladies while youre out..Keep the change - might even give you a swig of the Buckie as long as you dont tell yer ma.

[Drisgirl]

Hope you got my cryptic message.

I left a post yesterday which I thought was funny.(It was)

The first part was genuine but the second part was me being sarky/funny towards a certain person (think).

Problem is people are taking it seriously and I dont know how to get out of it without offending the people who have taken it seriously and responded.I could ask for Ed to remove it but he would have to remove a few other posts as well.Please dont reprimand me - I just need to know whether to ignore I ever posted it or get it removed.Either way I've branded myself.Me and my mouth.

[stevie_c2it]

What was the question, and what was your answer, and I'll have a look see?

[Drisgirl]

Thanks under B&S Connect.

Its just that said I was taking the p then it would offend the others who had posted.

I genuinely feel rotten.Please dont give me a row.

[stevie_c2it]

You daft old bat! I wouldn't worry about it, the only people who are gonna get cross is probably your husband and my wife :)

Leave it.

[Drisgirl]

OK - it was just a laugh.Dont refer anyone to it - ya big poof:)