Three Prisoners Are Locked In A Cell.

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One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’

The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’

The third man pulls out a packet of sanitary towels.

‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner.
‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’

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Q] What's the difference between a tampax and a Skoda?


A] You get a towrope with a tampax!