Captions Please - Ireland #1

[sunny-dave]

With apologies to Excel, whose daily competitions are a regular sauce of smiles, I offer you the first of a limited series of photos from my Irish Jaunt.

What is the tractor driver saying to the Garda officer (or indeed vice versa)?

http://oi40.tinypic.com/154tzqt.jpg

[boxtops]

You should see me taking this corner when the trailer's full of sheep!

[DTCwordfan]

Step on it, Eamon, Gness is coming over to visit Sneem and we need to hide the whiskey. Pronto.

[Zacs-Master]

Are you following me cos I'm fekkin lost ya eejit.

[douglas9401]

Of course I'm reversing. Would YOU like to try a three point turn in this rig?

[vulcan42]

Of course I'm driving home, I'm too drunk to walk.

[mac44]

Just because I overtook you on the straight don't try and nip through on the bend.

[sunny-dave]

Thanks all ☺

[vulcan42]

Thank you, sunny-dave.

[Dizmo]

You finished a little early didn't you. hehe sorry I know I shouldn't but just couldn't help myself.