A Carpet Layer.....

[excelsior-1]

... had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a quick cigarette, only to realize he had misplaced them somewhere .

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself.
He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''have you seen where my hamster has got to?"

[cupid04]

Lo!, oops, look at related posts, excel.
Hope you had a nice weekend away.x

[DTCwordfan]

oops...........

[excelsior-1]

oh dear, sorry about that

[excelsior-1]

come to think of it ----- how can one know if a similar post has been made before one posts?

[jno]

I think if you count the rings on your joke that should give you some idea of its age.

[Psybbo]

Hi Excel, welcome home and I hope you had a lovely weekend, Queenie did a great job standing in for you and I hadn't seen that joke before xx