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carrust | 19:34 Mon 14th Oct 2013 | Jokes
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...heard of the dyslexic Yorkshireman who wears a cat flap.....
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Avatar Image Psybbo
Love it carrust, thank you for cheering me up xx
19:37 Mon 14th Oct 2013
Avatar Image sunny-dave
Is it a tom?

Nah yo daft bugger, I browt it wi me ...
19:38 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Or the Welsh plumber who had one tooth at the front in the upper gum, and one in the lower?
Jones Central 'Eating.
19:48 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Lol ;)
21:02 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Like your new avatar frugalfred.
21:03 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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cupid pal, can you translate any of this for me please?

carrust - LoL (I think)
21:08 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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lol


A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire.
'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband.
"Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!'
"Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!'
"Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in"
'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'
21:18 Mon 14th Oct 2013

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