Roy Rogers Joke For Jordy [Couldn't Find A Jeff Chandler One, Lol!]

[cupid04]

Roy Rogers gets a brand new pair of cowboy boots. He leaves them on the porch of his ranch of his house. In the morning he discovers they've been gnawed by a mountain lion. Roy gets a rifle and his horse and goes to kill the varmint. Three hours later Roy's back with a dead mountain lion across his saddle. A ranch-hand goes up to him and says, 'pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

[Psybbo]

That's a joke?

[cupid04]

Sorry, not even a little lol?

[tonyav]

WOT.

[cupid04]

You two do better!!

[Psybbo]

titter

[tonyav]

snigger snigger.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Awww Cupid, it reminds me of the time when Max Bygraves travelled to Holland for a holiday. He saw this poor man selling gerbil preserve by the roadside, so in pity he bought some.
It was only after the angry rash appeared around his mouth that he stated publicly, don't by or eat rodent preserve from Dutch street sellers, because you get Chewed Lips from Hamster jam

[excelsior-1]

well i liked it - - - a good play on words

[Jeza]

I had a lol cupid. It was funny.

[marval]

Good one

[pixie373]

Is this about a song? (bit thick here)

[excelsior-1]

pixie ------ song is called chattanooga choo choo

[pixie373]

Thank you, excel. I had a feeling there was a song called something like that!
only took me 2 hours to get it :D

[HowardLink]

Better than mine