Marriage Humour

[frugalfred]

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: 'Nothing.'

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

[Psybbo]

Or escape clause, lol

[SlackAlice]

Never a truer word spoken in jest ☺☺☺