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Pies Anyone?
A Glaswegian and an Aberdonian go into Greggs the baker's.
The Aberdonian nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Glasgow man, "Did you see that?" "The staff never even saw me."
The Glaswegian says, "that's nothing, watch this."
He goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Put 3 pies on the counter and I'll show you some magic," ...... he then proceeds to eat the pies in front of him.
The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"
The Glaswegian says to the manager "go and check that Aberdonian's pocket."
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The Aberdonian nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Glasgow man, "Did you see that?" "The staff never even saw me."
The Glaswegian says, "that's nothing, watch this."
He goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Put 3 pies on the counter and I'll show you some magic," ...... he then proceeds to eat the pies in front of him.
The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"
The Glaswegian says to the manager "go and check that Aberdonian's pocket."
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