Good evening TWR, I have a G&T on the go and some Maltesers. It's very windy and we are supposed to be getting a major storm Sunday night. We shall see.
We had some thunder and lightening earlier. I have tennis elbow and that really hurts, and the chiropractor is costing me a small fortune trying to get it moving again and that hurts too.
Ummmm, I will be down in an hour, get the Firey Jack out I will rub your back lol, Prudie, Have one or 2 for me, I'm enjoying a brandy or 3, the wife has gone out to her female mates!!!!! I think she's turning??? I can not understand that I'm still active at 66. mmmmm
Here's a moan. New mobile phones - I want to phone people, text people, and maybe take the odd photo here and there. Is there an instruction manual? Is there botox!! So I download one. It crashes my computer. I finally open it at work. Wrong feckin version. I download another. It crashes my work computer. I phone helpline and speak to 'Dorothy' - yeah right, hop back over the rainbow to Mumbai, Dorothy.......
I could go on, but does that constitute a moan yet?
Firey Jack is an ointment to rub on aches and strains. I remember once mrask becoming frisky, he thought I was in the throes of ecstasy but it was the Fiery Jack he hadn't washed his hands properly.
It's a pain relieving ointment that you rub onto your back Prudie, It burn's but it's bloody good, I once remember a person in our local town having a does of c-bs and some wise guy to him to apply some Firey Jack on his N-ts, he has never been seen since. lol