Confucius Says

[starone]

Confucius Say.

It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
But don't let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
For downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Man with a broken condom
Is called a Daddy

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he's coming or going.

A drunken man's words
Are a sober man's thoughts.

Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
And you lose interest.

Viagra is like Disneyland ...
A one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.

[maggiebee]

Confucius Say:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Love them all Starry

[Peter Pedant]

Kung foo Tzu he thay

man who speaks with forked tongue shoul dnot kiss balloon

[cupid04]

lol, love them all!

[RATTER15]

Confucius he say: Woman who cook meat and peas/pees in same pot very unhygienic.

Confucius he say: panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

[askyourgran]

Confucius he say - Man who goes sideways though the airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.
Confucius he also say - Man who argues with wife, gets no peice at night.

[marval]

Good ones Star

Confucius say man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say girl who sit on lap of judge get honourable discharge.

Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.