Our mad cat

[asciwhite]

Our little black cat pines and wails when Mr asci goes out, she is a Burmese cross and when she wails it is a deep 'daddy! where are you?' and when he comes back she screams at him and he has to give her her cat goodies to appease her. Any other mad cat owners out there?

[Kimmiebear]

I have told my cat that I was successfully using the bathroom before she was born and that I don't need her supervision but she has chosen not to hear me.

When I stay out late at night my dog waits at the top of the stairs and talks at me like a worried parent. You can totally hea "Where were you?... I have been waiting since midnight" I love it.

[dumasfxxk]

when my cat sneezes it does a back flip

[asciwhite]

'everythings f**kin' soaked !!!!' what's happened dear?, well, as he was bringing up my water.. the cat was following him up the stairs, not to his knowledge, and I guess he/she got tangled up in each other...... I've just looked at him and he is soaked! I'm just recovering from the hilarity..... change your t shirt and trousers darling.. and give her her goodies, she'll be fine!!!

[annavc]

My moggie Sam shouts at me when I get home in a "Where the h**l do you think you've been" kind of way" and continues to follow me and shout until I sit down for at least 10 minutes and make a huge fuss of him. He also falls asleep on the back of the sofa and invariably slides off head first very gradually ending up sleeping while basically doing a headstand - head upside down on the sofa seat, bum still up on the back of the sofa. He also wakes up when my alarm goes off and walks up from the bottom of the bed to ensure that I'm awake too - usually by hitting my cheek with his paw! I swear he thinks he's human!

[asciwhite]

Thank you all for the giggles :-) I'd love to see dumbasf**k' cat backflipping everytime he/she sneezes and I laughed at annavcs' mad cat sleeping upside down, I can only imagine.... redhelen, our cat also used to do the bath thing with the bubbles until she got wet but she still comes in the bathroom... and kimmiebear, selective hearing is a cats perogative, our cat says speak to the butt cos the face aint listening!