Caption Competition, October 29

[excelsior-1]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02155/boris_2155557b.jpg

[slinky.kate]

(singing)blue is the colour that my true love wore in the mornong

[Jeza]

Camilla, you never did..................With Boris. Oh my poor Charles.

[stewey]

"Think of me as Clint Eastwood; I'm wearing the hat. Do as I say or you'll make my day!"

[stewey]

Oops, he didn't wear a hat in that movie did he? Oh well:)

[cupid04]

I said wear the fox hat!

[janbee]

Queen... "tell me who your hairdressers are and I'll have them both in the Tower before dusk!"

[mac44]

Typical, the women get chatting and I can't get a word in edgeways.

[aelmpvw]

you're putting the palace rent up by how much?

[netibiza]

Well how about you then, oh come on!!!

[society]

Queen: "are you kidding me!?"

Camilla: "sorry mum, your highness"

[anneasquith]

boris, I do believe you have forgotten your pearls !

[jim360]

Wow Boris, you try this with every girl you meet!

[Dee Sa]

don't look round your maj but Boris just pinched my bum!

[gness]

Of course I didn't invite him, Cammy....I thought you did!

[Baldric]

You see, your Majesty, I was right, I told you she looks like
Shergar close-up!

[Bazile]

Camilla , who is that bloke behind , that keeps following us ?

[Bazile]

Camilla , i've told you before , i wont tell you again !!! - walk three paces behind me ; just like that bloke behind

[baza]

we might have all had bad hair days but at least I've covered mine with a silly hat.

[mallyh]

this is the royal box so what do you two want ?

[cupid04]

Congratulations mac44.x