just had a bloke knocking on my front door, he was trying to flog cavity wall insulation, no thank you says I, it do es not cost says him, no thanks says I, do you want to read my leaflet says him, no says me what part of no do you not understand, door closes.
How do you get rid of these people?
I had a salesman knock on the door the other day .
He seemed quite suprised when I told him that it was ' crap ' , the line he was trying to work on me , that the Government would fine me if i didn't have
' proper ' loft inslutation ( persumably the one his company was trying to flog me ) .
Having said that , i'd better go and see what that letter with the department of energy logo on the envelope that came this morning , is all about
Bring him in give him a cup of tea and start telling all your ailments and those of people you know spare him no details .dont let him get a word in after two hours say youll be wanting to go now oh by the way did i tell you about uncle sally piles ....