Please Do Not

[marval]

A policeman in London last night pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser."

The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath."

The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample."

The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way."

So the police officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then."

The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man plays rugby for Ireland. Please don't take the piss out of him."

[vernonk]

I don't get the "plays rugby for Ireland" bit - please explain.

[cupid04]

lol!

[shoota]

42 - 0

[lankeela]

Excellent!

[excelsior-1]

brilliant

[tonyav]

LOL, like it, marval.

[EDDIE51]

when I heard this ( in around 1968) the punch line was 'it's cruel to take the piss out of cripples'