a cat with an injured leg (£47 later + cage rest.....)
a massive red mite infestation in your hen house (all day spent steam cleaning, disinfecting etc)
some **** has vandalised your car (CCTV for last 2 weeks is proving incredibly boring)
211 emails in your inbox
Next time I decide to sod off to Italy, someone take me out and shoot me.
Let me stay in your home as a house-sitter. I would do it for free for a fellow ABer. It would be like a little holiday for me as I do not know your house.