Three For The Price Of One

[marval]

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed.

Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was.

"I'll tell you, it was just brutal. For every step I took forwards, I fell back two steps."

"Then how ever did you make it over here?" Sam asked.

"Well, finally I gave up, so I turned around and headed for home."


A young woman says to her boyfriend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.

"Have you tried the patch?" her boyfriend asks.

"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."

Her boyfriend said, "I'm sure it would if you put it over your mouth."


A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore."

"What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks.

"It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!"

"You mean hysterical," his friend said, chuckling.

"No, I mean historical," the man insists.

"Every argument we have, she'll go "I still remember that time when you ...."

[excelsior-1]

on form as usual, marval

i particularly like the second one -- an elegant solution

[starone]

Love reading your jokes. They cheer me up. Won't be posting any more myself as my source of jokes was my sister who lived in Spain. She had lots of people sending her jokes which she then sent to me. Unfortunately she had a heart attack and died so I have no more. I am very sad, but nothing I can do.

[marval]

Oh Star, I am very sorry to hear that.

Please accept my deepest sympathy, her jokes were very good,

I shall keep posting them, in the hope of cheering you up.

[starone]

Thanks marval. I miss her very much.