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[maggiebee]

These were posted by starone in 2012 but thought they deserved another outing!

I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

[pixie373]

Love them!:-)

[starone]

Thanks Maggie. One of my sister's. Good to keep them going.

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

very good

like the one 'god made man before woman.....'

[zebo]

Even more frustrating is looking for your glasses, deciding to use a spare pair and going out wearing them, without realising your proper pair are pushed onto the top of your head. I do it loads of times!