Crazy Signs

[maggiebee]

You may have read some of these before - but just in case.....

In an Office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London Department Store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an Office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an Office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a Second-hand Store:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in a Health-food Shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a Safari Park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a Repair Shop Door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).

[excelsior-1]

seen similar ones, but not these

good selection, maggie

[marval]

Have seen them, but they are worth a repeat showing.

[carrust]

"Ears pierced while you wait," was in a shop near me.

[Fanriffic]

On window of local Health Centre front door:

FAMILY PLANNING CLINIC - PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE.