Two Irish nuns came on a boat to America. Someone on the boat told them that we eat hot dogs in this country. Well they checked in at their hotel.
Then they heard someone outside shouting hot dogs for sale. They went out and paid for two hot dogs. The vendor handed them a hot dog each wrapped in foil. They sat down on a bench to eat. One nun opened hers and closed it real quick. She looked over at the other nun and asked, 'what part of the dog did you get?'