Gormless Tourists

[mrs_overall]

This lunchtime I went out to run a few errands. I had a letter to post and briefly parked my car by a post box. Mine was the only car in the street and standing by it was a family of tourists (backpacks, cagoules, southern accents, pointing at things etc). I got back in my car, started the engine, indicated, and just as I started to pull out, the whole family stepped into the road in front of my car. I actually clipped the father with my nearside wing. Let me remind you again, I was the only car in the street! I jumped out and gave them a mouthful and fortunately for them the father had the good grace to apologise and then said "We are here on holiday, we wouldn't have done that at home."
Eh?

[Svejk]

This dozy cow ran me over whilst going the wrong way on the one way system. Luckily, I'd had a few pints so it didn't do much damage.
Then to cap it all off she waggled her flumping finger at me before proceeding merrily on her (wrong) way.

[corylus]

You said it Mrs O 'southerners!'

[shoota]

Wasn't Gness and chaperone was it?

[tonyav]

Couldn't have been, shoota. Mrs overkill say's there was no damage to her car !.

[pixie373]

Don't Northerners drive on the right?

[tonyav]

Sometimes, pixie !

[shoota]

Northerners are always right....

[Zacs-Master]

On,y on Tuesday.

[pixie373]

Lol:-)

[tonyav]

Right on, shoota.

[Psybbo]

Well I'm never going back there again, the natives are distinctly unfriendly