I Struck Up A Conversation, Via E-Mail, With A Young Lady In The Usa.

[sandyRoe]

She eventually sent me a photograph of herself without any clothes on and asked if I had any pictures I would send her. I've none of myself in the buff and I was suspicious and reluctant to send her any photos of myself, clothed or otherwise. So I sent a Googled photo of Fred Emery and said that I've been told he and I are as alike as two peas in a pod. I haven't heard from her since. Where did I go wrong?

[sandyRoe]

I'm resigned to a long spell in Purgatory but hope to meet my maker, face to face, when I have done my time

[anneasquith]

I just hope I get to purgatory, we could meet up :)

[Psybbo]

Sandy, your purgatory is here, heaven awaits xx

[sandyRoe]

Will you bring a cigar cutter? I seem to have misplaced mine.

[whiskeryron]

sandy, was this she ?

http://tinypic.com/r/wi1v7l/5

WR.

[sandyRoe]

Now there's a buxom lass. If it had been her I might have tried to find delayed shutter thingy on my camera and obliged her with a picture.

[whiskeryron]

Hands up all those that can spot the inflator in the background.LOL,

WR.

[marval]

She likes to keep abreast of the times Ron.

[mallyh]

whose fred emery?

[sandyRoe]

Emery was a memory lapse and typo on my part. Emney was a stout character actor from a few years ago.

[wolf63]

whiskeryron - did you see the length of her nails? I wonder if they are fake too.

[sandyRoe]

I don't think too many men would be looking at her nails, Wolf63.

[anneasquith]

poor thing, she must get a lot of nose bleeds,,,,,falling over.

[pixie373]

Lol. Naughty boy ...