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[surreyman]

If a person with Multiple Personality Syndrome threatens to commit suicide could it be regarded as a hostage situation ?

[helliebobs]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[mr_pointment]

well it wern,t bad helliebobs,but you,ll find some corkers here http://www.psychjokes.com/ lol

[WaldoMcFroog]

No. From a legal perspective, you are dealing with a single person. It therefore counts as a potential suicide situation.

If you have any other bits of Steven Wright's routine you've copied from emails that have been doing the rounds for at least 15 years, please feel free to post them too.

[mibn2cweus]

I'm not schizophrenic, we�re just sextuplets trapped in the same body.

[mr_pointment]

Oi! mr_pointment,i didn't find that funny Grrrrrrrr

[mr_pointment]

aw,come on,you gotta see the funny side of life.eh?

[mr_pointment]

no i dont,and if you persist keeping this obsurd absurd charade up i shall be reporting you too Grrrrrr