An elderly couple have finally learnt how to send texts on their mobiles.
The wife being a romantic at heart, sends her husband a text while he's out.
It reads, 'I love you. If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are crying send me your tears.'
The husband texts back, 'I'm on the loo, please advise.'