Two Blondes

[marval]

Two blondes were talking.

One was explaining to the other how the Good Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies.

"You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."

"I agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer."


Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

So they both started yelling, "Together! Together!"

[excelsior-1]

i can just imagine that second one happening - how hilarious