The Answerbank Fancy Dress Party - Part One

[mrs_overall]

In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with the first roundabout on the road into Milton Keynes) there was recently a fancy dress party in the village pub, The Quizzes & Puzzles Arms. The celebrity judge (a man who once banged two coconut shells together to imitate a horse in a 1971 episode of The Archers) was unable to award any prizes, simply because he didn't have a clue what any of the villagers costumes were meant to represent.
Here is a summary of some of the villagers and their outfits.

Tilly2 - wore a sackcloth, had wild hair and clutched a sword (went as Tilly the Hun)
DTC - wore a flowing white smock covered in fake blood and had electrodes clamped to his testicles (went as a tortured poet)
Naomi24 - wore normal clothes and held a holy book and a rolling pin (went as a Bible Basher)
Lady-Janine - was skimpily dressed as a "lady of the night" (I think it was a fancy dress outfit.....)
Sunny-Dave - wore a flowered cross-over pinny, a pair of yellow marigolds and held a cattle prod. I have no idea of who or what he was supposed to be.
Shoota - came dressed as normal, clutching a urine sample bottle (went as a Pee-Shooter)
Boo & Craft - wore matching outfits of mini skirts, white kinky boots & had beehive hair do's (went as a pair of Mods)
Psybbo - wore odd shoes and a straight jacket (the poor soul had no idea it was a fancy dress party)
Gness - came dressed in black and claimed she was a pint of Guinness (full bodied with a white head)
Humber - wore a dress made entirely from pages of the A to Z of Hull and held a magnifying glass (went as Humber-Snoop)
Tonyav - a contender for the booby prize as he came dressed in his normal clothes (ratty tracksuit bottoms and a grubby wife-beater vest). He was holding a toasting fork and claimed to be a Gorilla (or something similar sounding)

More to follow anon

[marval]

Thank you Mrs O, that cheered me up.

[andy-hughes]

Thanks Mrs Obi-Wan - can't wait for mine! xx

[pixie373]

Magic wand required, psybbs? Where would you like me to put it? Xx

[Psybbo]

Oh dear pixie, what a quandary, there are so many places I'd like to..........

[shoota]

Go on......

[pixie373]

Lol. I'll make a start then...(think shoots might enjoy it, though?)

[pixie373]

Yep! Turned up on time!

[tonyav]

Oi, mrs overattentive, I'll have you know that my outfit wasn't my normal clothes, they were my Sunday best.
Could have been worse though couldn't it DT ?.

[lady-janine]

you'd better bring bibs for the rest of us gness. don't quite know what shoota will be needing by the time sibs has finished with him.

[lady-janine]

tony, TONY, those electrodes are turned on.

[tonyav]

Are they connected to a car battery or the mains, lj ?.

[lady-janine]

that's for DTC to know and us to guess at tony.

[pixie373]

Shoota will be wanting 600mg of ibuprofen...

[tonyav]

Oh dear, thats put me right of my sweetbreads, lj !.

[SlackAlice]

Well, I've just waded through three pages of this thread in an attempt to ascertain what the delectable Mrs_o was dressed as, without avail.

Can I assume Mrs_o may her name be immortalised dressed as a Goth (yellow marigolds as accessories) or perhaps a Nymph (undetermined type).

[sunny-dave]

I think actually The Divine Mrs O was dressed (or possibly stressed) as Flipper, in the hope of rekindling a long lost amorous relationship ...

[yogi-bear]

"Boo & Craft - wore matching outfits of mini skirts, white kinky boots & had beehive hair do's (went as a pair of Mods) "


Ooooer....I can feel my dinner coming back up :0)