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An Englishman, An American, And An Australian
An Englishman, an American, and an Australian were sitting in a London pub having a pint of beer
The American grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air.
He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says"In America we have so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Australian then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims; "Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap so we too never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Englishman looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Australian and the American and says; "In London we have so many Americans and Australians that we never have to drink with the same one twice."
The American grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air.
He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says"In America we have so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Australian then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims; "Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap so we too never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Englishman looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Australian and the American and says; "In London we have so many Americans and Australians that we never have to drink with the same one twice."
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