Ooh arr, ooh arr

[Jacob]

Sorry, oi jes carn't think o' anything to say roit now, 'cept oi luvs abigail, but oi don't want 'ee all ter think oi've forgotten 'ee.

[TRINITY]

Ahhhh bless we know you just a love sick puppy so go love sweetie.

[Miss Zippy]

Methinks Jacob and abigaol 9 are one and the same person, which could make for an interesting threesome ;-)

[Jacob]

'Ere miss zippy, that's a shocking thing ter say. Any more of that and you'll be orf our wedding list. Abigail, oim sorry moi luvvly, oi dont mean to leave 'ee, but what with me 'arvesting and a dodgy computer oi aint been able to get 'ere as much as oi would loik.
P.s. 'ere, miss zippy, about that there threesome, tell oi more...

[Miss Zippy]

Ooh abigail, I like a spirited woman! Don't marry him, have me!

[Jacob]

Ooerr, ole Jacob's gawn and put 'is foot in it aggin. Only jokin' moi luv, 'ee knows that. :) Moi curiosity got the better o' me, and oi thought that if's we found one more person we'd 'ave enough for a game o' bridge. Rest assured, oim a one-woman man, and 'er name is abigail xxxxxxx.

[darth vader]

I told you before he's not good enough for you Abigail - come with me and i'll take you to light speed..... (and that's before we get in me spaceship)

[darth vader]

I only have eyes for you dear (not that you'd notice them behind this mask...)