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Girl has informed me she is appearing in the school's talent show tomorrow - I will now have to endure hours of awful 'turns' from other people's children. It starts at 1 and doesn't finish until 3.15 and I've still got the thing up the church to endure next week, roll on the end of term!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Children these days have it all too easy. You should turn up late and noisy, with a bottle of gin, or whatever, and tell everyone in a loud and slurred voice - "that's my daughter"
This will help her face the real world, and will let you out of the "thing at the church" (hope you're not referring to the vicar...)
This will help her face the real world, and will let you out of the "thing at the church" (hope you're not referring to the vicar...)
Venator, I will be super early (hate lateness), I will make sure my kids know I am there (especially thing 2, he is a bit clingy). The vicar is a lady and a bit bossy actually but quite nice. I have no idea of her proper name but the kids all refer to her as **** banana (the *'s are not a swear word, it just her first name rhymes with banana).