bacon flavoured pot noodles - gorgeous but you burp bacon for the rest of the day.
Darth Vader's 5 minute chinese chicken noodle soup: 1/2 pint water, one chicken stock cube, teaspoon soy sauce, teaspoon minced ginger (optional) 1-2 green chillies chopped finely (depending on how hot you like it) 1 teaspoon sugar (or 1 sweetener if you're on a diet), 1 single portion dried egg noodles (blue dragon or sharwoods egg noodles or similar - use super noodles if you want and chuck the crappy flavouring sachet away) throw everything into a saucepan bring to boil and simmer for 4 minutes. optional extra - Add handful cooked peeled prawns at end of cooking and bring back to boil (to heat the prawns through). Students - works well with cheapo tesco's own "15p-a-pack" spaghetti as well.