If God Exist What Would You Ask Him?

[JonnyBoy12]

If God exist then what would you ask Him (or Her if you are a staunch feminist)?

I would like to ask the following questions:

1 What is the meaning of life?

2 Is there life on other planets?

3 What are we (humans) evolving into?

4 Is there any more universes other than this one, and if so did you create them also? (I will not hold it against God if He has not made any more. One universe created out of nothing is enough to impress me).

5 Are there to be dinosaurs in Heaven?

The last one is a question some people have asked me as if I know everything there is to know.

Your turn?

[Ken4155]

"Who's side were you REALLY on during the two World Wars?"

[modeller]

birdie//Why do you allow blameless, innocent, new born babies to be killed in natural disasters? //
To be specific . Why did you personally kill millions of new borns,
eg. In Soddom and Gommorrah, In all the tribes of Canaan, In the Flood, and not forgetting specifically all the first borns in Egypt.

[modeller]

ken //"Who's side were you REALLY on during the two World Wars?" //

He's on both sides he loves a good slaughter and whenever there are signs of mediation, he ' hardens their hearts ', to keep the conflct going eg. as when he caused the Pharaoh to change his mind about letting the Israelites go.
Or maybe it just gave him the chance to drown thousands more in the Red Sea.

[goodlife]

Yes you can see critics claim that the Bible is unscientific and out of date, and that it is a book of myths.

Really, is that all you have to life?

When a dog dies after living 10 or 20 years, it has probably done most of the things that dogs do. It may have raised puppies, chased cats, buried bones, and protected its master.

But when a human dies after living 70 or 80 years, he has realized only a fraction of his potential.

So why would God create man with a mind able to enjoy so much and then frustrate him with a life span that allows him to experience so little?
Man’s short life span does not seem to fit into the pattern of purposeful design so evident in creation.

Why would God make man with unique qualities such as justice and compassion and at the same time give him a tendency to act badly?’

And still, Some people seem to have the attitude, Who cares, so long as it does not touch me,But how shortsighted! (Psalms 90 :9-13)

[sandyRoe]

Members of some sects might ask: Am I one of the thousand gross?

[chrisgel]

GL - //Man’s short life span does not seem to fit into the pattern of purposeful design so evident in creation. //

Please provide some evidence or examples of this purposeful design which apparently is so evident.

[chrisgel]

GL - I don't see any evidence in the page you copied and pasted from.
http://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/102006163

[modeller]

GL //Man’s short life span does not seem to fit into the pattern of purposeful design so evident in creation.//

Especially when god destroys his works within minutes/hours of creating it !
Or , as I've been told by believers , he is doing them a favour by getting them into heaven before they have the chance to sin.

[pixie373]

I thought people were born sinful?

[Ken4155]

"We have Christmas set in concrete, God, but just so we can sort the Easter hol's out, when EXACTLY was your lad crucified?"

[LazyGun]

I would ask him why he designed the human eye in such a way that the wiring of the optic nerve actually sits in front of and impedes the light receptors of the retina. Poor design - maybe a friday?

I would ask him why we do not have seperate tubes for eating and breathing - like the whale - to preclude any chance of choking to death because your food "went down the wrong way".

Lets not even talk about the male human fluid waste disposal system - putting a collapsible tube through an organ likely to expand and thus block the flow is an extremely poor design.

And this is just a few of the examples of really poor design, from just one species, human. Do not even get me started on the design of the Panda's thumb, for instance,or the route of the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which in the Giraffe results in about 20 feet of excess nerve tissue.

I would ask him where he got his qualifications and blueprints from :)

[mikey4444]

I've just thought of another one.....are JWs really right or are they having us on ?

(substitute Mormons or Scientologists for JWs if you like )

[modeller]

Lg I think there was a shortage or total absence of blue prints and no quality control.
Maybe Adam was originally meant to be an hermaphrodite ? We know God gave him nipples and mammary veins and he only created Eve as an after thought to help Adam in the garden.
Why have we got other useless bits and bobs that can cause us serious problems like the appendix and the coccyx , and vestigial parts of the opposite sex.
Maybe that's why there are so many homosexuals.
If God created us as Complete Individuals, whenever that was , then he made a right mess of it.

[beso]

Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs. It is unclear just why He needed the rib having already made Adam out of dust. Or for that matter, a whole Universe from nothing.

[beso]

lazygun //I would ask him why he designed the human eye in such a way that the wiring of the optic nerve actually sits in front of and impedes the light receptors of the retina. //

Not just humans but all vertebrates. Curiously He did it the other way for the eye of cephalopods.

I wonder if octopuses have as many problems was we do with detached retinas and macular degeneration?

//I would ask him why we do not have seperate tubes for eating and breathing - like the whale - to preclude any chance of choking to death because your food "went down the wrong way". //

There are metabolic economies to using one pipe. Sharing also allows the neck to be smaller.

Most individuals don't choke. Those that die generally don't reproduce so that promoted a reflex coordination solution.

//Lets not even talk about the male human fluid waste disposal system - putting a collapsible tube through an organ likely to expand and thus block the flow is an extremely poor design. //

Adam probably pissed Him off and that was His hilarious punishment for all men ever after. He showed us the real meaning of p1ss off.

The difference was that the men who wrote the Bible left it out. Funny that. However they made sure to comment on God's decision to increase the pain of childbirth for every woman thereafter as punishment for her original sin. (Genesis 3:16)