Sporting

[marval]

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me. In me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman said, "Very sporting of your mother."


The Englishman said, "Very sporting of your mother."


A flight attendant on a transatlantic flight nervously announced, about 30 minutes after take off. "I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."

When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat will receive free drinks for the length of the flight."

Her next announcement came an hour later. "If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!"

[Canary42]

Must have been 11 teetotallers on the flight.

[waterboatman]

I'm surprised they had that many left! :o}

[excelsior-1]

””giggle““