Johnny Will

[weecalf]

If I don't take her to the dance next week johnny will. What should I do ?

[maggiebee]

Stop being such a wimp - ask her to go with you, put on your best bib and tucker and have a ball.

[Tilly2]

Has Johnny told you he will?

[Graham-W]

I'll lend you the ten bucks for the ticket if you want.
Otherwise, Johnny will!

[weecalf]

You know I cant dance and if I go and make a fool of myself that no good johnny will move in.

[Tilly2]

I know, you could take Johnny.

[Graham-W]

Pat Boone by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl0Df6yAwJs

[Tilly2]

He could dance though!

[weecalf]

Im taking neither .if shes got the hoots for johnny that me and her finished .She can paint somebody elses fence in the spring

[Psybbo]

Dear John, oh how I hate to write........

[Tilly2]

Weecalf, you have to put up a fight. Don't let Johnny win through lack of will.

[ferlew]

Oh that Johnny, that no-good Johnny, he's been trying to steal your lovin' baby away.

[Tilly2]

Oh, Johnny! How you can love!
Oh, Johnny! Oh, Johnny! Heavens above!
You make my sad heart jump with joy,

(She'll be saying this ^)

[weecalf]

I know its not easy ,maybe johnny would be better for her .As Im only a poor boy for the sticks. Would it be right to deny her the things johnny could provide .After all I cant even afford to take her to the dance.

[Tilly2]

Oh dear, this gets worse. Would you like us to come and duff Johnny up for you, you poor wee thing?

[weecalf]

No ,just let her walk out with johnny if she must but Ill be here if she feels she ever needs me .Just wish I could dance

[Tilly2]

Noooooooooooooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smlaq1ezQRM

[weecalf]

Good news I may be able to take her to the dance as I've applied to wonga and the price of the dance a couple bottles of pop is only gonna costs me 78 pounds